Black Holes

For years researchers have been trying to create black holes in laboratories. Their approach has been with the use of particle accelerators, which smash particles together in an attempt to create such a hole. There is a much easier approach. Despite popular belief, a particle accelerator is not necessary. All you need is a drill, a good drill bit, and some India ink. You start by finding a surface on which to work. I would recommend wood. You then plug in your drill and find an appropriate drill bit. These range in size, so you can make your black hole as large or small as you would like. Place your drill bit into the drill and make a hole into your surface. When your hole is to your liking, take a brush and some India ink and apply it to your hole. I would recommend either Speedball ink or Sumi ink, for they have the deepest black. Allow about ten minutes to dry. You have just created a black hole without the use of high-priced technology.